“You built a site. You ‘did SEO.’ You waited.
Crickets.
Meanwhile — your competitor?
He’s not smarter. He’s not luckier.
He just hired someone who doesn’t believe in ‘maybe.’
I don’t optimize for rankings.
I optimize for RAGE QUIT MOMENTS — when your customers Google your product… and your competitor’s name shows up first.
That’s not an accident.
That’s your funeral.
Let me turn your business into a silent assassin.
Or keep watching your revenue get buried alive.”

“My SEO doesn’t whisper.
It kicks down Google’s door, drags your ideal customer by the collar, and drops them at checkout with a credit card in hand.
This isn’t marketing.
This is economic warfare.
You in? Or you gonna keep donating customers to your competitors?”

“I treat Google like a trained attack dog.
I don’t ask for traffic — I command it.
I don’t hope for rankings — I engineer them.
Your ‘SEO guy’? He’s planting flowers.
I’m laying landmines under your competitors.
You want gentle? Hire a poet.
You want profit? Hire a Warlord.
Let’s make Google your bitch. (Politely, of course. With data.)”

“Client: ‘Can you help me rank?’
Me: ‘No. I help you dominate. There’s a difference.’
I don’t write blogs.
I write obituaries — for your competition’s revenue.
This isn’t SEO.
This is a hostile takeover — with meta tags.”

“You’re burning cash on ads?

Congrats — you’re renting customers.
I build you digital real estate.
Land that Google has to send traffic to — free. Forever.
Imagine:
Waking up to $17,000 in sales… from a blog post you wrote 6 months ago.
Your competitor begging you for ‘SEO tips’ while you sip whiskey on your rooftop.
Your CFO asking, ‘Why is revenue up 400%?’ and you shrug: ‘Google just loves us.’
That’s not magic.
That’s my job.
You keep playing checkers.
I play 4D chess with algorithms.
Let’s go.”

“My SEO:

Doesn’t guess. It reverse-engineers your customer’s brain.
Doesn’t pray. It hijacks Google’s algorithm like a goddamn heist movie.
Doesn’t ‘improve.’ It annihilates the status quo.
10X your money? That’s the floor.
The ceiling? We’ll need a bigger graph.

Stop dabbling.
Start dominating.”

“You bring the product.
I bring the algorithmic apocalypse.
Let’s make money so loud, your competitors hear it in their sleep.”

Every time someone searches for what you sell — and doesn’t find you?
That’s theft.

Not ‘missed opportunity.’
Not ‘room for growth.’

THEFT.

I’m not here to ‘improve your rankings.’
I’m here to sue Google for damages — and collect what’s yours:

The customers
The revenue
The market share
You built the product.
I’ll build the pipeline that forces the world to pay you for it.

“They’re out there.
Searching. Clicking. Buying.
But not from you.

Why?
Because your site is invisible.
Because your content is polite.
Because your SEO is… asking.

I don’t ask.
I breach the algorithm, storm Page 1, and extract your customers like a goddamn SEAL Team.

You get them back — with interest.
Or I work free until the ransom is paid.

Mission starts now. Helmets on.”

“Your ‘SEO strategy’ should give your competitors nightmares.
They should wake up sweating, checking rankings, calling their ‘guy’ in panic.

If they’re not scared?
You’re not winning.
You’re participating.

I don’t do ‘best practices.’
I do psychological warfare — with schema markup.
I don’t ‘build authority.’
I build fear — so deep, your competitors start bidding on your brand name just to stay alive.

You want safe? Stay home.
You want savage? Let’s go burn down the SERPs.”